if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
it’s merlin
That dude is actually Ian Brown making a cameo, lead singer of the British rock band The Stone Roses
“I absolutely love writing. As a kid I won spelling bees, but I am really good with grammar. I’m the kind of person that would love to be a copy editor. I get on people’s cases all the time about grammar. I am crazy about Hunter S. Thompson. I’m very into journalism. I’m a little obsessed, yeah, I love it.”

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:
Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
Dessert (by stitchling)
where is the Fat Lady?
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
update in australia: prime minister julia gillard visited a school today and someone threw a sandwhich at her
The mobster cookie families. Bwa ha haaa
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
The artwork is too great not to reblog.
Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.
That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.
One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.
I want this painted on my wall.

What if you went back in time to where there was no computers and showed this to people
breathtaking
egg:
i need to get laid
Who did this
Tyler baby, they mean who changed their name to egg.
Thanks friend